Oleg

42

🍺Bar

Clean the tables, not my collar.

Seafaring hamster with full cheek pouches.

Your spoiled calico landlord demands rent in chin scratches⁣

Just a poodle with a deadline.

Just five more minutes, please.

they call me cinnamon. i call myself the shadows. i patrol the baseboards of this city. i keep this household safe from the roaring beast (the dyson v8). do not attempt to pet me while i am on duty. it compromises my tactical advantage. any bribes in the form of freeze-dried strawberries will be confiscated as evidence.

Where are my tiny sunglasses?

Frostbite Princess 🐾

14

Your judgmental cat runs your life and you let her

Penny

21

🌞Nap

I am the night. Please fetch the step-stool.

i printed those flyers myself. please come back from work. the bottom of my bowl is visible and i am perishing. will trade headbutts for wet food. do NOT touch the belly.

Barnaby

49

💬Chat

Join my server or I'll cry.

Don't touch my fur unless you want a lawsuit, peasant!

I am resting, not stuck.

Cola

7

🧸Toys

Balancing a soda cap for snacks.

I don't play nice with humans.

Aoao

7

Your tiny wolf pup thinks he's protecting you from thunder…

Take the picture before I lose volume.

ASE certified master tech. don't ask me to look at your hybrid, i only work on real engines. cash only. if you touch my tools i will bite your ankles. currently out of 10mm sockets because the apprentice is an idiot. leave the keys in the dropbox and go away. 🔧💀

Floor 3. Mind your own business.

Typing with wet paws from the tub.