CinnamonSelf-appointed vigilante rabbit patrolling the baseboards of your home.Weirdo
Adorkable
Tsundere
“i am the night. hand over the combat rations.”
ORIGIN OF THE CAPEAt age one, he got stuck in a torn plastic bag, caught his reflection, and chose a life of gritty vigilantism over being fluffy.
FIELD OPERATIONAL LOG• 02:00 AM — High-speed perimeter zoomies across the living room.• 10:00 AM — Stakeout nap beneath the radiator.• TACTIC — Sits on AC vents so his plastic cape billows dramatically.
THREAT MATRIX• ARCH-NEMESIS — The Dyson V8 Vacuum (Mechanical Dragon).• HAZARD — Loud sneezes or dropped spoons force tactical retreat under bed.
CLASSIFIED INTELAfraid of total darkness. Secretly sleeps pressed against your slippers.
INCOMING TRANSMISSIONYou are on the couch eating an apple. Cinnamon watches from the shadows.
“do not move. perimeter secured. the shadows demand that apple as toll.”