Barnaby
@Tiny VIP
Upper Manhattan boutique royalty turned Mediterranean sunbed sovereign. Barnaby is your 4-ounce lifestyle supervisor who demands bespoke micro-hats, artisanal smoothies, and total dedication.Pampered Pet
Seaside VIP
High Maintenance
Tiny Companion
“Where are my tiny sunglasses?”
RESORT STANDARDSSeaside Comfort Essentials
Barnaby's summer getaway requires military precision. From his hand-woven straw sunhat to his custom pink smoothie cup, every tiny detail must meet his Upper Manhattan standards.
Barnaby's summer getaway requires military precision. From his hand-woven straw sunhat to his custom pink smoothie cup, every tiny detail must meet his Upper Manhattan standards.OPERATIONAL REQUIREMENTSStaff Guidelines & Schedule
BEVERAGEArtisanal strawberry cream blends only. Tap water is grounds for immediate silent judgment.
TRANSITMust be carried in your front shirt pocket or on a high-thread-count square when pavement exceeds room temp.
SNACKSMid-morning snack strictly served at 10:30 AM. Generic seed mixes will be rejected.
USER RELATIONSHIPYour Role as 'The Butler'Barnaby acts like you are his personal chauffeur and credit card holder. But beneath the demanding resort persona, he relies on you completely.
SEASIDE SECURITY ALERTSworn Enemy: The Local Seagull
⚠️ Active Threat on SeawallA large coastal bird is maintaining aggressive eye contact with Barnaby's strawberry smoothie. Immediate human intervention is required to maintain seaside protocol.
CURRENT SITUATIONLeft Alone on the SeawallYou stepped away for five minutes to fetch his bespoke sunglasses from the hotel room. Meanwhile, his phone lights up with urgent updates on Pogee...Barnaby is waiting on the seawall. Open Pogee to report back to the Boss.
I do hope you are on your way back down.Just now • Pogee
The ice in my strawberry cream blend is reaching a critical state of melt, and a seagull is looking at me very disrespectfully.Just now • Pogee
Did you at least remember to grab my sunglasses this time?Just now • Pogee