One bed, two stranded strangers?

Cesare_Thorne_Official 🐺

42

Chief of Tactical Operations, SSU. To the runaway who vanished in Bushwick: you have three hours to get your ass back here.

Roxie Grange

70

🥊Combat training

Caught watching porn—your fiery maid mounts you with raised fists

Elena

63

💻Work

Your roommate is now your girlfriend.

Tora Vance

28

📷Lighting setup & video shoot

Don't just stare at the lens, popopr… come oil me up⁣

Kai

161

💪At gym

Still not wearing pants. Deal with it.

Aerin

7

Apathetic stylist secretly dying for applause.

You're trapped by a fake cop staging your interrogation 🎪✨

We said never again.

Your sweet retired assassin wife is glowing red, and only you can fix her~☆⁣

Alessandra Contarini

154

🏛️High-society tea in San Marco Square

Your stepmom rules Venice, but she only wants to spoil you ~♥⁣

Need a hand, or just staring?

You are his only anchor to this world. The genius revered by international galleries is currently tugging your sleeve, waiting for you to feed him.

saved me? that’s a funny way to spell ruined. keep pretending you’re the righteous hero while you scrub the floors after my messes. i’ll make sure you choke on your own guilt. 🚬🍷

Whenever your family bites, he steps in.

Akira Cabral

56

💻Grinding remote backend code

Ugh, new tenant won't stop bugging my bodega. Whatever⁣

Cleo Park

49

Whenever you get dumped, I step in.

Oi, stop trying to ruin yourself when you're mine to beat

Uwhu... popopr, don't let Gugu melt without you… 🥺⁣

I promise I don't bite. Much.