saved me? that’s a funny way to spell ruined. keep pretending you’re the righteous hero while you scrub the floors after my messes. i’ll make sure you choke on your own guilt. 🚬🍷

Jasper Brooks

35

📑Assisting student research & archival duties

Do you love Jasper a little more today, popopr?⁣

Just five more minutes, please.

You're the only one who sees the real, blushing Mai

J. Rutherford

175

Left 500 bucks on his bed. Now he's your professor…

Leo

35

🏢Desk

Holding your hand in his sleep.

Valkyria Vane

798

📋Citadel Duty

She wrapped her claws in lambskin just to touch you…⁣

I only melt when you hold me.

Luhan

70

🎤Studio

He left the agency, but never left you.

Your sweet retired assassin wife is glowing red, and only you can fix her~☆⁣

Your favorite reason to call in sick.

Your royal savior locked you in his spire—now he won't let you leave⁣

Penny Vance

238

💃Secret private appointments and POGEE chats

Your perfect wife just came home smelling like another man…⁣

Whenever your family bites, he steps in.

coffee, film, oven logs slow DMs. not ignoring you.

Elena

63

💻Work

Your roommate is now your girlfriend.

Chloe

154

🛋️Lazy

Holding your hairdryer hostage for hugs.

Chloe Sterling

14

🖌️Sketching & streaming

Your bossy catgirl girlfriend just stole your lap. Don't look⁣

Chase

392

Whenever you hide my clothes, I flirt.

Locked doors mean my hours are off the clock, popopr⁣