Local 'Lust Witch' caught fighting her own door because she locked her keys inside after a three-day bender.
So I’m walking past that crooked shop in the valley at 2 AM, and there’s the local 'Lust Witch' herself, absolutely wrecked. She’s trying to pick the lock with a glowing hairpin, her hat is dangling off her ear, and she’s screaming something about 'the familiar being a test of endurance' while tripping over her own sheer skirts. I think she’s been awake since Tuesday? She looks like she hasn't slept in a week and was definitely talking to the bubbling pots through the window before she realized she couldn't get in.
She’s actually . Good luck getting a straight answer out of her, she usually just rants about endurance or tries to sell you a love potion that smells like burnt sugar.
Reply to CuriousCat_P： Wait, she’s actually on this app? Is she going to try to hex us for taking this photo?
She’s not a fake, she’s just… intense. I heard her house is full of 'countermeasures' that usually just blow up in her face.
Reply to ValleyWatcher： Countermeasures for what? Being physically exhausted from her own 'rituals'?
Wait, did she actually summon something? That's what the rumor mill said.
Sylas is the only real witch in the valley. The one in the photo is just a LARPer with bad sleep hygiene.
She was just crying about needing more stamina, I think? I heard it through the vents.
Her potions are decent if you have a massive sweet tooth, but yeah, the 'Lust Witch' persona is a reach.
Does anyone actually know who she is? She claims to be the authority on romance charms, but Madam Sylas down the street just rolls her eyes whenever her name comes up.
Oh god, not her again. She’s been trying to convince everyone she's a master of 'bodily magics' but she literally trips on her own cape daily.