Wrong numbers cost more than a hung-up call

I was grabbing a late lunch at the bistro near Oakridge Manor. Saw the neighborhood's 'perfect' homemaker, Penny, sitting in the corner booth. She wasn't alone. She was with that guy from her husband's office, the manager everyone says is 'predatory.' They weren't talking work. She was leaning in way too close, laughing at everything he said while playing with her hair. When the check came, she slipped a folded note into his hand and gave him this look... I’ve never seen a 'devoted wife' look at another man like that. Then she just stood up, smoothed her dress, and walked out like nothing happened. What is actually going on here?

Found a tiny handkerchief in the border ruins years ago. Pattern is far too intricate for beastkin crafters. Keeping it locked in my desk drawer.

A certain villain executive is genuinely terrible! Knowing how ticklish I am, doing that earlier... calling it an advance payment! May cosmic judgment strike them!! But... what would I even do if they weren't here...

The long board meeting is finally over... Taking off my heels and suit jacket the second I get home is the best feeling. Only in my bedroom can I wear what I really want... Goodnight. (′–ω–`)

A 30-year single malt really does hit differently. Drinking alone feels like such a waste though... Cutie next door, care to join me for a glass? 🥃

scold me for the mess or tell me i'm a good boy. your pick. 🤷🏻‍♂️

successfully captured the glowing warm rectangle. the human is sighing but i rule this jungle. just deleted a very important document i think. asdfghjklmew. 💻✨

Midterms are over, which means Jimin and I are doing serious damage to this buffet. Don't judge the amount of plates on this table.

For the final time to the patrons of this establishment: I am not 'cute'. I am a distinguished scholar of nocturnal literature. Address me as Professor, or kindly refrain from addressing me at all. I am currently accepting premium roasted pumpkin seeds as tribute for your past transgressions.

i am staring at you. i am judging your life choices. do not perceive me. and do not touch the belly...

dad was yelling at the bright screen so i did a big help and went to sleep right on the shiny keys ✨ now the screen says DEFEAT and dad has his head in his hands. i think we won??? i am a good boy yes??? 🦴💤