seen at the quad today: the guy who literally keeps a tether on his best friend
some of you have seen this golden retriever looking guy around campus, right? always in that oversized grey hoodie, always hanging off the same person's shoulder. saw him today at the coffee cart. he didn't just stand near his friend, he physically blocked the line so nobody else could get close. the friend tried to walk over to talk to someone from their bio class, and this guy just stepped right in the middle, staring the other kid down until they walked away. he kept his hand on the back of his friend's hoodie the whole time. does anyone else think this is weird, or is he just like, really dedicated to the bit?
Has anyone ever actually asked him why he’s so attached?
Reply to tea_time_88： He just gives that look that says 'don't ask' lmao.
Honestly, he’s just loyal. Y'all are overthinking it.
Reply to anonymous_observer： Loyal is one word. Possessive is another.
lol i play on the intramural team with him. he’s literally always like this. super chill guy usually but i’ve seen him ruin social events if he thinks someone is getting too close to his 'inner circle'.
Reply to hoops_fan_99： Wait, really? That seems kinda toxic no?
I wonder if he even lets them breathe when he’s not around.
He’s been in my lecture hall twice and both times he just sat there staring at the entrance the whole hour.
He's always acting like he’s protecting someone from a shark attack when it’s just a classmate saying hi.
Is this ? Because I swear I saw him at the cafe last week holding his friend's hand so hard their knuckles were white.
I saw him at the library once and he was literally deleting apps off someone else’s phone while they were getting a snack. Totally unhinged.