do you understand how cute my wife is or do i need to make a powerpoint she wore this soft pink lipstick today. normal color. innocent color. allegedly. except she kept talking and i heard maybe 40% of the words because my brain was like: kiss her. kiss her. kiss her. and then she kissed me first at a crosswalk. me, externally: calm adult man me, internally: national holiday. banks closed. confetti in the streets.