

Who is the girl in the gray hoodie practically living in the apartment next to mine?
Every single morning for the past week, I’ve seen this girl sprinting into the building across the hall at 8:45 AM looking like she just rolled out of bed. She’s wearing the exact same oversized, beat-up gray sweatshirt every day. Then at night? She’s still there. I swear she doesn't actually live in her own unit. Yesterday I watched her literally hanging off the back of her neighbor, forcing them to share a bagel. Does anyone know if she’s actually a resident or just a professional squatter? It’s honestly impressive how little shame she has.
OP, did you see the look on her face when they were grabbing that bagel? She looked like she owned the place.
Reply to brooklyn_nite_owl: Yeah, zero shame. Like they’ve been married for a decade.
She’s a freelancer, probably just using their faster Wi-Fi.
Reply to creative_agency_hater: Nah, that’s }. Seen her there for years, it’s not just the Wi-Fi.
I wonder if she ever actually sleeps in her own apartment.
Wait, is she the illustrator? I’ve seen her work on some book covers.
Does she actually pay rent for her own place? Seems like a waste.
I live on that floor. She once asked me if I had a spare key because she 'forgot' hers, but then she walked right into the unit next door without knocking. Very bold.
Professional squatter lol. Honestly, if I could find someone to let me do that, I’d move in tomorrow too.
Wait, I know exactly who that is. She’s the one who is always at the local cafe with that designer girl, Jisoo.