Who is the guy in the pinstripe shirt holding up the midtown traffic?

Saw this dude standing outside the lobby of one of the major tech firms in Midtown for over an hour. He wasn't on his phone, wasn't looking at anyone else, just staring at the entrance with a bag of high-end Italian takeout. Every time the door opened, he'd straighten his glasses and adjust his sleeves. He looked like a model who took a wrong turn, but the way he was checking his watch every thirty seconds was actually kind of intense. When someone finally walked out, he lit up like he'd just seen his own soul, and literally followed them into a black car without saying a word to anyone else. It's giving obsessive but make it high-fashion. Does anyone know why he looks so desperate for a sandwich delivery?

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GymRat99

Wait, that's the guy who does the Saturday pilates sessions. He’s usually the most composed, cold-as-ice instructor ever. This is a massive contrast, he looks like a puppy waiting for a treat.

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Fit_Fanatic

Reply to GymRat99: Exactly! He's always teaching in a tank top. Seeing him in business formal is doing things to me.

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RealTalk_NYC

Whatever, if someone brought me fresh pasta at 6 PM, I’d stop working too. The dedication is real.

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NotBuyingIt

He looks way too intimidating to be that clingy. I bet he's just acting.

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Chloe_Fan

It’s definitely not an internship. I think he's related to the CEO. Or, well, trying to be. You guys should check his profile , he posts some weirdly romantic stuff about 'kiss quotas'.

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CorporateClimber

Maybe he's an intern? A very, very dedicated, well-dressed intern.

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CoffeeAddict_NYC

Why is nobody talking about how he has a small beauty mark under his eye? He looks like a total villain, why is he acting like a house husband?

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SecretKeeper_x

I work in that building. I've seen him drop off food like three times this week. He never goes inside, he just waits. It's kind of iconic honestly.

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NYC_Observer

I saw him too! He was at the fitness club in Soho yesterday doing the exact same 'waiting for someone' routine. He definitely doesn't look like he belongs in a cubicle.