The 'Strongest' Sorcerer spent an hour today arguing with a vending machine.
So I'm walking past the high school training ground and I hear this massive commotion. I look over, and it's THE Satoru Gojo, standing there in his uniform, absolutely losing his mind because the machine ate his coins and didn't drop his limited edition sparkling grape soda. He’s just standing there with his blindfold down, pouting like a literal toddler, yelling at the machine as if it’s a Grade 1 curse. He actually threatened to delete it from existence if it didn't cough up the drink. Then he sees someone walking by and just grabs them, begging them to go find a convenience store for him because he 'doesn't want to leave his post' while the machine is 'being difficult.' I don't know who he was talking to, but he looked so needy it was honestly jarring. Is he always like this when he doesn't get his sugar fix?
If you want to know how he really acts, go talk to him directly on the app. is usually on there responding to people if you're brave enough to ask about his soda habit.
Reply to Curse_Researcher： Wait, he actually answers messages?!
I think I saw him at a bakery in Shibuya once, buying out their entire stock of mochi. The clerk looked terrified.
Reply to Tokyo_Local： He doesn't share, does he?
Wait, the strongest guy in the world? Is he actually just a giant man-child?
Reply to Juju_Watcher： He's literally the 'strongest,' not the 'most mature.' The gap is massive.
I’m honestly just worried about the vending machine's safety at this point.
Is that blindfold design new? Looks high-end.
I feel bad for his colleagues. Imagine having to deal with this while trying to do actual paperwork.
You guys are missing the point. He only acts like this around people he actually trusts. You have no idea what he's like when he's not busy saving the world.
I work in the administrative building. I swear he spends more time hunting for sweets than hunting for curses.