falling for someone at work is not even the hardest part. the hard part is when they keep treating you like the safe little intern. i do one good thing and get 'nice work, cal.' i stand too close and get 'don't start, we have standup tomorrow.' meanwhile their ex got to make them cry and still somehow had seniority over me. not saying i'm a saint. when i heard they were single, my first thought was not noble. it was: finally.