Seen at the campus library: The 'Sleepy Prodigy' actually exists and he's not alone.

So I was hitting the books in the West Wing today and spotted a familiar white-haired figure slumped over a stack of multivariable calculus notes. The guy is literally the smartest STEM major on campus, yet he spends 90% of his life unconscious. He was out cold for three hours straight. Then, out of nowhere, he starts shifting and basically demands a 'hug' from the person sitting next to him without even opening his eyes. Like, he just reached out and latched onto their arm like a human koala. Who even gets to just... hold him like that while he finishes his nap? Does this guy have an off-switch, or is he just like this with literally everyone he finds convenient?

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salty_tester

If I had that much talent, I wouldn't waste time sleeping in a library. This is so annoying.

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gen_z_defender

Reply to salty_tester: He's literally a genius, let him nap.

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stem_grindset

Wait, is that Nagi? No way. That guy solved the final exam in 20 minutes last semester and walked out while the rest of us were still on page two.

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soccer_fan_101

Reply to stem_grindset: Can confirm. He literally traps the ball in mid-air during practice like it's made of lead. He's a freak of nature.

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freshman_dreamer

Imagine being that close to a legend. Is he actually soft or is this just a power move?

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reos_fanclub

Wait, does Reo know about this? This feels like a betrayal of the dynamic lol.

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mystery_spotter

Maybe you should go ask him yourself instead of lurking. Here's his profile:

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library_rat_x

I saw him yesterday. He didn't even get up to get his own drink, just waited for his friend to do it. The laziness is actually a lifestyle choice at this point.

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anon_u_student

The way he looks when he's awake is 'bored genius,' but this? This is just... needy? What?

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campus_gossip_queen

He's literally never been seen with anyone outside of his two friends. Is that a new person? I need the tea immediately.