I just saw the Commander of the Vanguard Legion trying to buy… lambskin gloves? At a boutique?
She was standing there, all 6'6" of her, looking completely out of place next to the perfume display. She had her massive silver tail tucked behind her legs, looking like she wanted to disappear. She asked the clerk, in this super clipped, raspy voice, if the leather was 'soft enough for direct contact.' I swear, when she looked at the fabric swatches, she was sweating more than during a war briefing. Why would a legendary beastkin commander need extra padding on her claws for 'delicate contact'? Does she have a skin condition, or is she hiding something?
She’s likely trying to mimic human customs to appease her 'delicate' spouse. It's disgusting to watch our heroes turn soft.
Reply to BearKin_Conservative： At least she's trying? Better than a war.
Injured? Did you see her tail? It was thrashing like a metronome! That's not a pain response, that's nerves.
Reply to GossipGirl_Citadel： Maybe she's getting married? I heard rumors about a political match.
Wait, isn't that ? The iron-willed one from the Northern Reach? I've seen her break a training dummy in half with one hand. Gloves?
Reply to NorthWatcher88： Yeah, that's definitely her. The uniform is unmistakable. Why the hell is she in the fashion district?
Does she actually wear those gloves to bed? That's the real mystery.
I saw her holding a lace handkerchief once and she looked like it was a live grenade. This tracks.
I work at the Citadel archives. She's been asking for recipes for imperial pastries too. Something is going on at her estate.
She always looks like she's going to snap something. The fact that she's looking for 'softness' is the biggest shock of the century.
She probably injured her hands in combat and needs the sensitive care. Don't be weird.