does anyone actually know if the taekwondo demo guy has a girlfriend or if he's just really good at playing house?

saw him at the westbridge quad again today. he was sitting on a bench with someone, leaning in way too close to be 'just friends' and messing with their hair. then, five minutes later, he’s laughing and literally jumping over a bench to join his teammates, acting like he’s never met a single person in his life. literally everyone is confused. is he actually seeing someone or is this just his hobby?

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roommate_woes

wait, is that the guy who lives with chase? they leave their apartment in shambles lol.

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westbridge_student_99

Reply to roommate_woes: that’s the one. absolute disaster human.

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westbridge_student_99

lmao i’ve seen him do this exact thing at the library too. he acts like he’s in a rom-com until someone asks him to commit, then he just stares at you like he’s forgotten his own name.

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taekwondo_fan_x

Reply to westbridge_student_99: it's the 'what are we' game. he's a menace.

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curious_cat

someone should just ask him straight up. i bet he'd just smirk and walk away.

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random_bystander

i saw him buy two iced coffees yesterday. that's basically a marriage proposal in this heat.

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team_mate_fan

liam the captain probably hates him so much during practice.

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campus_detective

i'm convinced he doesn't even know what he wants. he just likes the attention.

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anonymous_observer

y’all are just jealous because he doesn't bring his dates around the team. if you guys want to see how he actually acts when he's not busy being a campus heartthrob, maybe just go check his page? he’s and he’s usually online at this time.

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tea_time_kween

i heard him say he hates labels. like, bro, you're 20. just be normal for once.