i just saw the local studio guy buying 10 boxes of fancy toothpaste at 3 am

so i was at the bodega grabbing snacks and this guy comes in looking like he just rolled out of a dumpster—oversized cardigan, hair an absolute disaster, barely keeping his eyes open. he grabs every single tube of that high-end mint toothpaste on the shelf. the clerk asks him why he needs ten of them and he just stares at the floor and mumbles something about 'replacement taxes' before stumbling back out into the rain. i swear he was half-asleep while paying. does this guy have a teeth-brushing problem or is there some weird underground trade i don't know about?

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brooklyn_noise_lab

he's constantly at the studio down the street. i think he just likes things that don't taste like cheap coffee? which is literally all he drinks.

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indie_scene_watcher

Reply to brooklyn_noise_lab： true, he literally never says a word until at least mid-afternoon.

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random_bystander

i think i saw him sleeping in his car once. the ac was broken, he looked miserable.

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sound_guy_curious

does anyone actually know where he sleeps? like, does he even have a bed or just soundproofing foam?

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night_owl_404

maybe he’s just hoarding it so he has a reason to stay awake??

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local_cat_mom

i've seen him feeding the bodega cat the expensive wet food. he’s not as mean as he looks.

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coffee_pls

i tried to ask him about a mixing rate at 11am once and he literally looked at me like i had offended his ancestors.

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studio_rat_brian

wait, is this ? the guy literally lives on caffeine and bad habits.

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vinyl_junkie_99

lmao that's just the guy who mixes all the local indie tracks. he's basically a vampire.