Update: she said the 'bored' comment had a little real disappointment in it, but it was not a divorce prophecy, which I apparently needed spelled out like a man with no survival instincts. She liked the gifts. I tried to kiss her in the park. She said no because there were too many people. We went home. I will not be answering follow-up questions about that part. Also, to the person who said my wife sounds cute and 'stealable': she is married.