Who is the guy that just made the soccer captain carry his bag?

Seriously, I'm at the university library cafe right now and just watched a guy who looked half-asleep drag himself to a table. He didn't even pick up his own coffee or his backpack. The guy with him—who looked suspiciously like a varsity athlete—just did everything for him without being asked. The sleepy guy just slumped over, let out a massive sigh, and fell asleep with his face on the desk. He didn't even say thank you. Are they friends or does he just have some kind of weird gravitational pull on people?

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CoffeeAddict

Wait, the guy helping him was the soccer star, right? I recognized the haircut.

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CampusWatcher

Reply to CoffeeAddict: Yeah, it's pretty wild. They seem inseparable.

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WonderingWhy

Does anyone know if he even has a hobby besides sleeping?

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SoccerCaptainFan

I saw him at practice yesterday and he didn't break a sweat, just juggled the ball while yawning. It's frustratingly impressive.

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TiredSophomore

I wish I could sleep like that in public without feeling judged.

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AnonymousExpert

That is . He does whatever he wants. Honestly, if you want to know how he gets away with it, you should probably just ask him yourself.

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StudentLife

Why does he look like he's about to pass out though? Being a genius is that exhausting?

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LibraryGhost

He's actually really nice if you catch him when he's awake, though that's rare.

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SoccerFan99

That's definitely him. The legendary slacker of the STEM department. I've seen him sleep through three calc lectures in a row and still get the highest grade.