I think I just saw a mountain god having an absolute meltdown over a bouquet of wildflowers.
So I was hiking near the tree line of the Winter Mountain—way outside the safety zones, I know, my bad—and I spotted this giant beastman. He’s huge, like 6'4" and built like a tank. He’s holding a handful of glowing winter lotuses, staring at them like he’s trying to solve a math equation. He keeps shifting his grip, checking his phone, and then growling at it like it offended his ancestors. He looked so incredibly lost, then he just sighed, tucked the flowers into his fur cloak, and looked up at the peak like he was nervous to go home. Is the 'guardian of the mountain' actually just... awkward?
Whatever you do, don't ask him about his tail. It gives away every emotion he's trying to hide.
Reply to LocalHunter： LMAO does it wag?
Don't bother. Everyone says he's got a 'sacrifice' locked up in that lodge of his.
Reply to FrostBound： Sacrifice? Or just someone he's being a total simp for?
That’s the local guardian? He looks like he’s about to cry, not eat me.
Reply to PeakSeeker88： He's terrifying when he wants to be, but yeah, the legends never mentioned him being this pathetic.
He looks like he’s practicing for a date. The 'guardian of the mountain' is out here trying to learn rizz.
That guy definitely has a soft spot. I’ve seen him leave extra firewood for travelers before just vanishing.
Is he single or what? I need to know if the mountain god has a romantic side.
I saw him once in the village market buying a box of chocolates. He growled at the shopkeep for 'touching the goods too roughly.'
Honestly, check his account . His posts are all just photos of weird trinkets and death threats to autocorrect.