Spotted: The most intense grocery store behavior I have ever witnessed in Mapo-gu.
Just watched this guy in a tailored dress shirt spend a solid ten minutes at the local Mart. He wasn't just grabbing snacks. He was meticulously reorganizing the entire snack aisle shelves. Like, he was pulling packages forward, checking expiration dates, and specifically grouping items by flavor profiles while muttering to himself. When an elderly lady accidentally reached for a bag he’d just placed, he looked like he wanted to jump out of his skin, blurted out an apology, and practically sprinted away. He looked absolutely frazzled for someone who was just buying chips. Who acts like a corporate auditor over a bag of pretzels?
Stop guessing, guys. It's . He's a lawyer and honestly, he's probably just trying to keep his life from falling apart because he's obsessed with the girl he lives with.
Reply to MysterySolver： Wait, how do you even know that??
I've seen him walk home with a woman who looks nothing like him. They barely talk, but he always walks a half-step behind her, looking like he's holding his breath.
Reply to SnoopyNeighbor： Wait, is it his sister or girlfriend? The tension is always palpable.
That's definitely a junior associate vibe. They get so used to organizing files and fixing other people's messes that they start doing it in real life. It's sad but also kinda hilarious.
Reply to LawFirmAnon： Professional brain rot is real. Imagine dating someone who treats the pantry like a legal brief.
Maybe he's just a neat freak? Some people have ocd.
He's not tense because of the job. He's tense because he's terrified of his own feelings. You can see it in his eyes whenever he's around her.
Why is he so tense though? He has a high-paying job. You'd think he'd relax once he's home.
I saw him eating ramen in his car last week at 2 AM, looking at a stack of documents like he was trying to memorize them to save his soul.
Wait, I recognize those glasses. That guy lives in my building. He is always in a suit, literally looks like he is going to court every single morning.