the house manager keeps 'forgetting' how to fix the sink

Is it just me, or does our resident 'house manager' always seem to have a crisis with the plumbing whenever the new guy is hanging out in the common room? I was sitting in the kitchen tonight and I swear, she walked over to the sink, stared at the faucet for ten seconds, and then just stood there waiting until he noticed her. She was wearing that sweater that keeps falling off her shoulder, like, do you actually not know how to turn a handle, or are you just waiting for him to step in? I don't know, maybe I'm crazy, but it happens literally every time he's around. Does anyone else get the feeling she's acting dumb on purpose?

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spotted_central

You guys are talking about right? She’s been doing this since move-in day.

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clueless_student

Reply to spotted_central: Wait, is that her? The one with the green eyes?

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the_tea_spiller

She’s definitely playing a game. Have you seen her try to 'read' the instructions for the toaster? It's iconic.

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drama_llama

Reply to the_tea_spiller: Iconic or just desperate? Seems like a lot of work for a guy's attention.

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bystander_b

I wonder if he even knows she's doing it? Or if he just plays along.

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bystander_a

It’s so obvious it’s painful to watch lol.

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truth_seeker

Someone needs to ask her straight up if she's ever going to actually fix a appliance or just keep flirting.

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anon_fixer

I'm the one who actually fixes the sink when she's not looking. It works perfectly fine.

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observer_X

I mean, it's working isn't it? She’s always the one sitting next to him at dinner.

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roomie_struggles

She does this all the time. Last week she 'lost' her keys in the shared laundry room but they were clearly sitting on the counter the whole time.