Who is the guy in the 24/7 library nook with three power banks?

Saw this guy at the campus cafe again. He’s been staring at two monitors for six hours straight with a death grip on his iced americano. I’ve never seen him look away from his screen, not even when his friends walked by. He’s currently frantically typing into his phone while looking like he’s about to have a total meltdown over a vote counter. Does he ever actually attend his classes, or is his entire personality just tied to these charts?

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AdminLifeIsPain

He's literally . I've seen him at events. He acts like the world will end if his group doesn't hit #1.

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KpopStan4Ever

Reply to AdminLifeIsPain: Wait, is that the guy who organizes the birthday events?

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BioMajor_Sally

I sat next to him once. He was whispering 'we're losing momentum' under his breath for an hour straight. I thought he was having a panic attack.

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FilmStudentJay

Reply to BioMajor_Sally: He actually seems nice if you catch him when the wifi doesn't cut out.

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Observer88

I tried saying hi once and he just handed me a qr code for a voting link lol.

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MidtermsComing

Is he even human? Does he sleep?

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CoffeeAddict

I work at the cafe he visits. He's actually super quiet when he's not on his phone.

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NerdAlert

The way he treats those charts is hilarious. It's clearly a massive bluff.

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EconDept_Luke

Is he single? I want to ask him if the chart data is actually worth the caffeine addiction.

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CampusWatcher99

Oh, that’s just him. He’s the admin for a major fanbase. Don't bother him when a poll is closing.