breakup-night advice from someone who works around bad decisions for a living: Don't go to a random club alone. Don't believe 'you're different' from a man paid to make you feel different. Don't decide who gets to take you home while you're drunk. And don't confuse a free drink with being rescued. If you actually want rescuing, text the person who will get you water, put you in a cab, and still ask if your head hurts tomorrow. Ignore this if you want. I'll be annoyed, but I'll survive.