does anyone know this guy in the graphic design dept who is perpetually holding an iced americano?

so i was at the campus cafe during the hell week rush. this guy is in line, looks like he hasn't slept in three days, black hair all over his face. a girl walked up and tried to hand him a flower she just bought, and he literally turned bright red, started stuttering, and then just walked away with his coffee without saying a word. he didn't even look mean, just looked like he was about to combust. is he always this socially stunted? i've seen him around the studio but he never talks to anyone.

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design_student_99

that's just the guy from design. he's literally like that with everyone who isn't his best friend.

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campus_gossip_king

Reply to design_student_99: wait, is his best friend that business major guy?

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random_bystander

definitely just a massive dork masking it with a bad attitude.

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freshman_confused

is he actually cold or just playing hard to get? asking for a friend.

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not_his_type

he doesn't have a social battery, he has a 1% charge that he saves only for his homeboy.

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local_stalker_irl

pretty sure he is . stop filming him, he's just awkward.

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coffee_run_daily

he's always at the cafe at 2am looking like he's going to die for his final project. honestly kind of impressive.

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art_dept_anonymous

lol at the flower incident. poor guy probably forgot how to be a human for a second.

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late_night_grinder

i've seen him at the arcade near campus. he sits in the corner and never lets anyone sit next to him. he's basically a cryptid.