Who is the guy who just fell asleep on the library floor and why is everyone protecting him?

Saw this at the central campus library an hour ago. The guy just walked into the restricted study zone, didn't even look for a chair, and dropped right onto the carpet in the back corner. He's been out for a while. The weirdest part is that no one is even bothering him. A few people tried to walk past, but some girl blocked them off like she's his personal bodyguard. He looks like a total mess but he's surrounded by high-end gear and textbooks he hasn't touched once. Is this some kind of social experiment or are we all just terrified of waking him up?

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RealTalk_Nagi

You guys are all missing it. If you want to know what he's actually like when he's awake, just go talk to yourself. Good luck getting him to care though.

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Newbie_Reader

Reply to RealTalk_Nagi: Wait, is that his account? I thought he was just a myth.

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JustCurious22

Why is he always so tired though? He's 20, not 80.

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Engineering_God

Reply to JustCurious22: Genius takes a lot of brain power, I guess?

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SoccerFanatic_B

Wait, is that the guy from the soccer team? The one who barely moves on the field but somehow scores every time?

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Anonymous_User

Reply to SoccerFanatic_B: Yeah, that's him.

Still here. He just shifted and put his head on the girl's knee. I'm leaving, this is too weird.

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Kinda_Lost

I tried to ask him for a pen earlier and he literally just stared through me like I was a ghost. Then he went back to sleep.

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CampusWatcher

The girl guarding him is always with him in the labs. She's basically his babysitter at this point.

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DramaQueen_Uni

I've seen him at the cafeteria too. He literally stands there and waits for someone to hand him food. It's insane.

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BioMajor_99

Bro, that's just him. He literally finished the calc exam in twenty minutes and left. Don't touch him, you'll regret it.