Caught the local art girl at a bookstore acting like the world’s most dramatic bodyguard.
So, I’m just browsing the stacks in Williamsburg when I see this girl—the one who does those edgy street-wear illustrations all over the app—literally cornering some guy in the aisle. She had a grip on his collar like he was about to bolt, and she’s just staring him down, eyes all glassy, whispering something about 'official complaints' and 'spousal neglect.' Honestly, the poor guy looked so confused, but she wouldn’t let him take even a half-step away from her. Anyone know if she’s always this intense in public?
I mean, if someone held me like that in public, I’d be running. Why does she do it?
Reply to SkepticalReader： No idea. Only she knows why she’s so obsessed.
Wait, is this the illustrator? She seems way more, uh, chaotic than her aesthetic suggests.
Reply to ArtCritique_Now： The duality is real. She’s a genius at the desk but a total disaster when the guy she’s 'married' to tries to exist independently.
Yikes. The way she holds him is kinda suffocating?
Wonder if that guy she was staring down was the designer everyone talks about? She hates him.
Is it actually legal marriage or just a bit? I can’t tell if she’s serious or just doing a weird performance art piece.
She just tagged her partner in a post yesterday! It’s all over her feed, look at .
I live in the Leontine and I swear I hear her dragging him out of the apartment every weekend to get ramen. It’s wild.
Oh, that’s just her. She’s notorious for being a stage-five clinger to her partner.