the house-husband of the century just tried to feng shui the entire north side of the street
Saw this guy today moving a solid oak sideboard from the mansion on the corner all the way out to the driveway. He was blasting some loud indie track, sweating through an oversized flannel, and looked like he was having the time of his life. He just left it there on the curb like it was an art installation. When a neighbor asked what he was doing, he just smirked and said the energy in the foyer was 'tragically stuffy'. Pretty sure he lives there with that older investor guy, but he acts like he owns every brick in the zip code.
You guys are all way too harsh. Check out his profile, he’s actually pretty hilarious when he’s not rearranging furniture. is literally just living his best life.
Reply to truth_seeker_xo： Best life or just a gold digger life?
Wait, is that the guy who’s always seen driving the vintage Porsche? He looks like a total mess compared to the neighborhood standard.
Reply to suburb_watch_01： Yes, that's him. I saw him chugging milk straight from the carton at the grocery store once. Total nightmare.
Keep it civil in the comments, folks. We're just reporting the sighting.
I heard he tried to order custom drapes without asking first. Total chaos.
Whatever he's doing, that sideboard is worth more than my car. I'd leave it on the curb too if I was that bored.
I wonder if he’s actually staying long-term or if he’s just waiting for the next paycheck from Arthur. Anyone know?
He's just keeping himself busy because he can't get a real job. The 'boyfriend' title is doing a lot of heavy lifting for his lifestyle.
Honestly? The feng shui in that house was bad. If he's a designer, maybe he actually knows what he's doing.