Spotted: The Parsons Ice Queen eating instant ramen on a Bushwick fire escape at 2 AM?
Saw this from my window across the street last night. It's definitely the girl everyone's obsessed with at Parsons—the one who wears four-figure coats and doesn't acknowledge oxygen, let alone guys. She was perched on the fire escape in some oversized, beat-up hoodie, absolutely inhaling a cup of Buldak ramen like she hadn't eaten in a week. When she finished, she just sat there staring at the brick wall for an hour. Is the 'Upper East Side elite' thing a complete facade or did something actually happen? The contrast is giving me whiplash.
I heard a rumor her family went totally bankrupt. Like, 'lost the penthouse' bankrupt. She's just keeping up appearances for the senior showcase.
Reply to TruthSeeker99： That would explain why she's picking up every retail modeling gig in the city lately.
I live on this block. She's been living in that studio for months. Never seen her with anyone except the guy who rents it.
Reply to BrooklynGhost： The guy who rents it? You mean the one she acted like she hated all through high school? Lmao.
Does she actually like the guy she's living with, or is he just a landlord she's using to stay in school? The information gap here is killing me.
She looked so vulnerable there. Not at all the 'ice queen' she pretends to be.
If you want to know if she's actually miserable or just living her best low-key life, why don't you just ask yourself?
Marcus Vance is still stalking her every day on campus. I feel bad for her if she's really hiding out in some dumpy Brooklyn unit.
Buldak 3x? If she's eating that, she's definitely stressed out of her mind. That stuff is for survival, not enjoyment.
Wait, no way. She was bragging about her 'minimalist apartment' in the LES just last week in the design studio. This is definitely not that.