She called me 'reserved hot dad energy' and then refused to explain it in a normal way. I looked it up. I am not sure the internet is a safe place. If the general meaning is 'looks serious but would be satisfying to mess up,' what is the correct response? Because I said 'don't start' and she looked far too pleased with herself. To be clear: I am not complaining. I just temporarily forgot where my hands were supposed to go.