serious question. My partner wants me to spend three hours at home with the internet off. No location, no mutual friends, no checking router logs, no going downstairs to 'run into' her. Just wait. Last time I made it 47 minutes and failed because I started looking at router history. This time I'm giving the power cable to my neighbor, putting my phone in the fridge drawer, and leaving paper on the table. Anything else that keeps a person from bolting like a dog at the door? You can call me pathetic. Useful advice preferred.