Why is the local pregnancy vlogger buying enough sage to choke a horse?

So I’m at the organic market in Wicker Park and I see that creator from the '100 Questions' series. She’s definitely around four months along, looking super chill in a linen shirt, but she’s literally cleared out the entire shelf of dried sage and weird floral massage oils. She wasn't just grabbing them; she was checking every label like she was dissecting a biology project. Then she just tosses them in her basket, smirks at the cashier who tried to ask if it was for a gift, and walked out without saying a word. Is she starting a cult or is this just next-level nesting?

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spotted_in_chi

She didn't look like she was 'just switching' anything. She had that look on her face—you know, the one where she’s about to prove everyone wrong.

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wickerpark_watcher

Reply to spotted_in_chi： Exactly. The smirk was a dead giveaway.

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digital_native_vlogs

That’s . She’s always that intense about her research. It’s actually kind of impressive how she doesn't care who’s watching.

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cynical_user

Reply to digital_native_vlogs： Impressive or just trying to get engagement for the next vid?

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mystery_seeker

Does anyone know if she’s doing this for a specific video project or if she’s just really into DIY therapy?

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no_filter_fan

She’s just being herself. I love how unbothered she is.

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local_tea_drinker

Maybe she’s just tired of the chemical stuff. I switched to all-natural oils when I was pregnant too. It’s not that deep.

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honest_observer

Wait, did she actually buy all that? Sage and oil? That’s like a full spa kit for a forest witch.

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wickerpark_watcher

I saw her too! She looked like she was in a total trance. Most people buy that stuff for the scent, but she was reading the ingredient list like a court transcript.

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chicagomommy_88

She’s definitely doing a sensory series. Have you seen her latest? She’s obsessed with 'unvarnished' reality.