Does anyone else have that one neighbor who treats every grocery run like a red carpet debut?
Saw this blonde girl at the local market today and I swear she was practicing her 'I'm just naturally gorgeous' walk every single time the automatic doors opened. She had like three different outfits on her arm, holding them up to the glass to see how they looked in the reflection. Then she just started biting her lip and looking at her phone like she was waiting for a text from a secret lover. It was honestly the most intense 'main character' energy I've seen in a suburb on a Tuesday. I wanted to ask if she was okay, but she looked like she was in some kind of dream state.
This is hilarious. Why are you staring at her reflection though?
Reply to TechBroSteve： I was waiting for my ride, okay? She was just loud with her outfit changes lol.
LMAO this is definitely . She is absolutely hopeless when it comes to trying to impress people. She practices those 'casual' entrances at home all the time, I've seen it.
Reply to SarahNotSoSecret： Wait, she does that on purpose? Why?
What is she even looking for? A man? A job? It looks like she's practicing for a date.
I've passed her place before—very cozy. Looks like the kind of person who keeps a perfect home but is a total mess inside.
She does look pretty stressed for someone just shopping for groceries.
Maybe she's just a perfectionist? Being an adult is hard, leave her alone.
I saw her too! She looked like she was about to cry or pass out, she was breathing so heavily. Is she just dramatic or actually distressed?
I think I know who this is! She lives in those apartments near the park, always has the most immaculate window plants.