Spotted: The coldest associate in Mapo finally cracked at a convenience store.

Saw this guy at the 24/7 mart near the luxury high-rises in Mapo tonight. He was in a crisp dress shirt and wire-rimmed glasses, looking like he just stepped out of a partner's office. He was staring at a shelf of snacks for like ten minutes. Then he grabbed a specific bag of chips, muttered something about 'she's going to annoy me about this,' and turned bright red—like, neck-flushing red. He actually checked the aisle twice before shoving the bag into his basket like he was committing a crime. Is this the legendary law firm elite or just a guy having a breakdown over a grocery list?

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noona_fan_99

The way he looked around to see if anyone was watching is killing me. He's totally buying that for someone else.

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pogee_anon

Reply to noona_fan_99: The 'she' part in the post confirms it. Someone's got him wrapped around their finger.

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law_student_44

Wait, is that the guy from the firm on the corner? He's usually walking around with a face that looks like he's sentencing you to prison.

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seoul_scroller

Reply to law_student_44: Pretty sure that's him. I see him every morning at the gym. He looks like he doesn't eat carbs, let alone snacks.

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anonymous_observer

I bet he only acts that way because he's trying to hide his obsession with whoever he's living with.

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sarcastic_soul

He's definitely not as cold as he lets on. He's just terrified someone will find out he's a softie.

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curious_neighbor

Wait, did he look like he was expecting someone to meet him, or was he going home alone?

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just_here_to_laugh

Imagine being the most elite associate at your firm and getting caught blushing over chips.

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mystery_solved_x

I think I found his profile? The glasses and the whole 'get out of my room' vibe seems to track. Is this ?

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office_gossip

I work in that building. He's notoriously private. He keeps his office door locked even when he's at lunch. This is wild to see.