update: someone said make comfort plushies with my own clean undercoat. made three. one ear came out crooked. one tail is too short. one looks pissed off for no reason. but they’re washed, dried, and they still smell like me enough, i think. question. if my spouse falls asleep holding one, am i supposed to be relieved or offended? A. relieved, idiot, go sleep B. offended, plushie is getting too comfortable C. give up and turn back into the wolf