

Wait, is this the scariest guy in the Emergency Bureau literally needle-felting?
So I’m at this cafe near the Haven Duplexes and I see this massive dude. I mean huge, like 6'4" mountain of a man. Everyone recognizes him from those disaster rescue clips. He’s sitting by the window with a tiny heap of silver fluff, meticulously poking it with a needle, looking like he’s trying to solve a quantum physics equation. My friend says he saw him doing this on the bus too. He looks so stressed about the shape of a little wool ball that his ears are flat against his head. Does anyone know why a guy who tackles burning buildings for a living is obsessed with crafts?
If you want to know what’s actually going on in that head, just ask him yourself . Good luck getting him to talk though, he only really opens up to his partner.
Reply to DeepDiver_01: Whoa, that’s his official page?
I live in the same building as him. He is NOT 'scary' to his wife. I’ve seen him waiting by the door at 6 AM with breakfast like a loyal puppy.
Reply to FoxTail_Gossiper: Wait, really? He’s actually a softie?
That’s actually really high-quality needle felting. The texture is perfect.
This feels like a fever dream. A wolf beastman doing arts and crafts in a public cafe?
He’s a sweetheart, leave the man and his wool alone. If Marcus Vance was here he’d probably be laughing his head off at this post.
Honestly, I think he just likes keeping busy with his hands. He’s always been super intense about everything.
Look at the ears. He’s definitely nervous about something. Maybe he’s making a gift?
That is 100% the Captain from the Bureau. I’ve seen him save a family from a flood and now he’s making plushies? The duality is insane.