Who is the guy in the blue volunteer vest currently arguing with a locked door in Old North?
Saw this guy pacing in the third-floor corridor of Old North Hall for the last twenty minutes. He’s got a stack of printed rosters in one hand and he’s aggressively checking his watch every thirty seconds. He looks like he’s about to lose his mind, but then he just sighed, pressed his tongue against his canine, and started marking up a map with a red pen like he’s trying to solve a break-in. Seriously, who works this hard on a Saturday night for free? He looked ready to fight the architecture itself.
He looks so done with everything. Why is he still standing there?
Reply to frustrated_sophomore： Because he’s the only one who cares enough to stay.
I tried to ask him what he was doing in that hallway once and he just handed me a peppermint and told me to get home before the elevator looped again. Weirdest interaction of my life.
Reply to tech_guy_dave： Wait, the elevator loops? I thought that was just a rumor from the freshmen.
That’s him! I saw him outside the library earlier. He’s always carrying that exact same portable charger that clearly hasn't been plugged in for days.
Reply to lost_in_alderwick： Wait, he actually does the volunteer lead thing? I thought that was just a myth created to stop us from panicking.
He once fixed a projector, a schedule, and my entire mood in ten minutes. Don't underestimate him.
He looks like he hasn't slept in a week. Does he even go to class?
I saw him looking for a missing first-year last month. He was counting exits like he was in a movie. It was terrifyingly efficient.
He’s . If you want to know what’s actually wrong with Old North, he’s probably the only one who has the real timeline. Good luck getting him to talk, though.
He's not just a lead, he's the only reason our event didn't completely fall apart during the storm last semester. He’s a total menace, but he gets it done.