Wait, did I just see the 'strongest' sorcerer arguing with a pastry clerk in the middle of the night?
So I’m grabbing a late-night snack at that high-end bakery in Minato, and who walks in but this guy. 190cm, white hair, fully unbothered, acting like he owns the sidewalk. He’s wearing sweatpants and looking at the display case like it’s a tactical map. He starts questioning the clerk about the sugar content of the Kikufuku mochi, then literally teleports—I swear to god, he just blinked out of existence—to the counter when they tried to say they were out of stock. He didn't even get mad, just gave this terrifyingly smug smirk and somehow produced a stack of receipts that made the manager run to the back. Who even has time to do that at midnight? And why is the head of the Gojo clan so obsessed with a specific brand of mochi?
If you saw in the wild, you're lucky. He usually keeps his life behind massive privacy barriers. Also, that smirk is a warning, not a smile.
Reply to KikufukuFan： A warning for who? The bakery staff?
That’s definitely him. He’s notorious for being a sugar addict. My cousin works at the branch in Kyoto and says he’s driven them insane with his specific demands before.
Reply to JujutsuWatcher99： Driven them insane? That’s his favorite pastime.
Seems like a total reach. Maybe he just had a long shift teaching?
He doesn't care about rules. The elders are probably crying in their tea right now because he's spending clan budget on snacks.
Wait, did he actually teleport? Is that allowed?
Honestly, watching him 'wreck the system' one pastry at a time is the highlight of my week.
I heard he’s currently in a forced political marriage. Maybe he’s just trying to escape the house?
Wait, the head of the Gojo clan? Why is he in a residential area in Minato at this hour? Thought he was busy with the higher-ups or something.