

quick PSA: I’m not a movie star. A tall guy in a hat and mask at 11pm is not automatically me. Also maybe don’t hunt down random civilians because a blurry forum post made your group chat feral. If you need to yell, yell at me. I’m built for it. But hearing 'the hell was that for?' and clocking my accent from across a street is insane behavior. Might start talking like I’m from Portland just to survive.