Spotted the guy who makes 'being helpful' look like a threat

Saw this guy at that fancy mineral springs resort upstate. He spent twenty minutes on his knees in the lobby, not just fixing a loose hinge on an antique side table, but tightening every single screw on every chair in the corner of the room. He was doing it with this terrifying, laser-focused intensity, like if one chair wobbled, the whole building would collapse. The concierge was just standing there watching him. He wasn't a guest who just broke something—he had a kit, a tape measure, and a look like he was performing surgery. Who carries a personal tool kit to a weekend getaway just to fix the furniture for free?

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Hotel_Hater

Honestly, I’d be annoyed. You’re there to relax, not supervise a DIY project. What about his date?

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anon_observer

Reply to Hotel_Hater: The date was sitting on the sofa nearby reading, looking perfectly fine with it. Weirdest dynamic I've seen.

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DesignSnob_NYC

Actually, I recognize him. He’s an assistant at Vale & Finch. They do high-end renos. He probably can't switch his brain off.

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Milo_Not_Grant

Reply to DesignSnob_NYC: Can confirm. The guy is a machine. If there's a loose handle, he will find it.

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SaratogaLocal88

Oh, that’s just how he is. I’ve seen him do that at a café back home when a table was uneven. He can’t stand it.

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CityMouse

Reply to SaratogaLocal88: Is it a compulsion? Or just a weird flex?

Imagine going on a vacation and still doing project management.

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Just_Looking

Why is he like this though? Does he ever stop?

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Tired_Assistant

I feel seen. Overworking is a personality trait at this point.

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BoutiqueBabe

I wouldn't call it a threat, he just looks like he really needs to be needed, you know?

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Curious_George

Wait, is this the same guy as ? I saw his portfolio once.