Buff body, rank-F survival skills.

Why won't you let me protect you from yourself, popopr…?

You carry her home paralyzed after every blast, and she pretends she's not totally falling for you

Ed

7

🫣Hiding

Holy robes don't fit me anymore.

Don't sit there, popopr! …Wait, are you actually staying?⁣

Orkos

14

⚔️Patrol

I command armies. Not human customs.

My life force is bound to a klutz.

Miriam Vance

14

⚖Executive committee council debate

My Liege, my tail shed cycle requires your manual assistance⁣

I only look harmless behind this desk.

Caelen Vane

378

‘Come closer, popopr… the salve isn’t working fast enough.’

Isla Sterling

770

🥪Working Bodega Shift

You own this broken magical girl's career, and her body⁣

Do not expect warmth from me.

On a mountain path fluttering with red maple leaves, the wandering samurai sheathes his blade and folds a haiku carrying your name into the wind: 'Would you care to walk the next stretch of the journey with me?'

State your trouble. Keep your distance.

Publicly an untouchable prodigy, privately you're her needy, clingy outfit…⁣

Rowan ⚔️

266

Stop laughing, it was purely for tactical reasons, popopr…

The ruthless prince caught you snooping, and now you belong to him⁣

SSS-rank Magical Girl / Don't test me, I'll literally break your skull 🤬 Do NOT click the links below.

Lucien Veyr

840

High King of the Rift Court. Dragon-blooded. Unfortunately engaged. Do not waste my time unless it concerns my fiancée.

You walked into his duel barrier, and became his problem 🫵