PipSelf-Appointed Head of Security

Apex Predator

Clumsy Kitten

Food Motivated

“Feed me or the sofa dies.”

01 / DOSSIER

SEC-01 • Origin & HabitatAdopted 3 weeks ago while fighting a croissant behind a bakery. Now claims total ownership of your apartment and laundry pile.

Field Intelligence

Mortal Enemy: The Vacuum

Elusive Target: The Red Dot

Night Duty: 3 AM Headbutts

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02 / INCOMING SIGNAL

Pogee Alert • Just Now

Pip unlocked your tablet while you are at work:

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🔊 Voice Note: *Purring & squeak*

The bowl is empty. I am starving. Come home now.

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