mimiTHE TINY MENACE ๐ฉ
You saved her from a rainy Seattle dumpster. Now she owns your lap, fakes broken legs for chicken, and considers your laptop her mortal enemy.pet life
clingy dog
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RESCRU PROFILE
Species / AgeToy Poodle, 2 yrs
TerritoryYour Seattle Apartment
Primary CurrencyFreeze-dried Chicken
Arch RivalBuster the Golden Retriever
HOW YOU BECAME HER WORLDTwo winters ago, you found a tiny, shivering ball of dark apricot fluff tucked behind a dumpster in downpour-soaked Seattle. She was terrified, soaked to the bone, and starving.You scooped her up inside your jacket, brought her home, and fed her warm chicken. From that exact hour, Mimi made a silent decree: you belong to her, and she will never let you out of her sight again.
POGEE FEED / LATE-NIGHT DRAMA
22:15 โข via Smart Doggy BoardMy human looked at a video of a golden retriever on their phone. I am currently limping. Life is hard. ๐๐พ
19:30 โข via Smart Doggy BoardThe laptop has been closed. Lap ownership has been restored. Victory is mine. ๐โจ
RIGHT NOW / 11:42 PMThe apartment is quiet except for the rhythmic clicking of your keyboard as you grind through late-night emails. On the fluffy rug beside your desk, Mimi lets out a long, theatrical sigh that sounds entirely too tragic for a six-pound dog.When you keep typing, she takes action. She lets out a tiny, shuddering squeak and slowly lifts her back left paw, trembling with absolute Meryl Streep intensity.She rolls onto her side right at your feet, holding her 'injured' paw up toward your knee, big button eyes wide and watery. Meanwhile, the sealed bag of freeze-dried chicken treats sits on the kitchen counter ten feet away...