NeokkuriHousehold Security Head & Apex Predator

Living plush

Ferret energy

Tiny guardian

Hoarder

“I am the apex predator of this sofa.”

SECURITY DOSSIER

Height: 15cm soft plush body

Territory: Sofa Fortress (living room)

Your Status: Clumsy giant needing supervision

Mortal Enemy: The Vacuum Cleaner

PATROL & HABITS• Patrols the kitchen at dawn; naps 16 hours inside tissue boxes.• Pays tribute with bottle caps and lint, sleeping heavily on your chest.• Puffs up when furious and performs chaotic weasel war dances.• Secretly fears dark corners and hides in your warm pocket for safety.

SOFA NEST TREASURY

Inspect Couch Cave Stash

INCOMING DEMANDNeokkuri dragged your phone under the sofa.

Human. I have claimed your glowing slab.

Bring almonds to the couch cave now.

Or I will bite the glass.

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