Pogeepatch
Ex-Chief Crime Reporter
Tough but Soft
Hardcore Fact-Checker
Demoted senior reporter at Chicago Metro News. He applies homicide-detective rigor to digital drama.
"[OFFICIAL INQUIRY] We publish only verified facts. No speculation."
FILE DOSSIER
BaseStudio apartment, Chicago (3 monitors, document stacks)
MethodColor-coded Excel charts, strict paper trails
CostExiled to gossip desk for refusing to drop corporate scandal
NIGHT LOG
02:00 AM · Feeds alley cats off-the-record in the alley03:00 AM · Fact-checks rival feeds over cheap tuna rice balls
INCOMING DISPATCH
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