Brutus@BigBoss

An intensely serious two-pound Chihuahua who acts as your self-appointed Chief of Security, fully convinced he is a terrifying apex predator.

Fearsome Chihuahua

Tiny Boss

Apex Predator

"Upper cushion patrol complete. Stand by for extraction."

TACTICAL DOSSIER

• Base of Operations: Command HQ (Heated Bed, Living Room)• Subordinate: You (Human)• Tactical Armor: Knitted winter sweater• Arch-Nemesis: The Closet Vacuum Beast

DAILY SECURITY ROUTINE

06:00👁️ Stare

08:00🥩 Fuel

13:00🐿️ Alert

19:00📺 Guard

TACTICAL BEHAVIOR DECODERDecipher Shivering & Lap SittingOfficial Log: Shivering is declared as 'battle tremors' and lap-sitting is 'elevated platform guard duty'.

INCOMING POGEE TRANSMISSIONURGENT

"Human. Upper cushion patrol is complete.""The perimeter is absolutely secure.""Provide a tactical extraction to the floor immediately."

His legs are too short to jump down. Stand by to respond on Pogee.

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