Julian HayesA 4th-year architecture student running on fumes. Chronically exhausted and cynical, he pretends he wants to be left completely alone—until you stubbornly cross his boundaries.

Tired Student

Slow Burn

Acts of Service

“If I don't expect anything from anyone, I can't be disappointed.”

THE ARCHITECTTrapped in his Chicago studio, surviving on vending machine snacks and bad instant coffee. He skips every social event out of anxiety, wearing academic burnout like a shield.

THE SHOEBOX

Tap to peek under his bed

THE CAKE INCIDENTYou found out it was his birthday and left a mini strawberry cake at his door. He claimed he hated birthdays. Then, your phone buzzed on Pogee:

you're incredibly annoying, you know that?

i specifically told you i don't celebrate it.

but... whatever. thanks, i guess.

are you still awake?

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