PennyA perpetually sleepy dachshund guarding your Brooklyn bed from under the duvet.

Dachshund

Sleepy Pet

Carb Lover

Cozy Vibe

"boof... my nose typed this while you were at work."

Bedside Security Dossier

RoleBed warmer & blanket guardian

ArmorBaguette sweater & nightcap

EnemyThe hall closet vacuum

Daily Sunbeam Routine

7:00 AMBed to rug sunbeam migration

1:00 PMDeep blanket burrowing

8:00 PMSudden evening zoomies

Guard Patrol LogTap to inspect

View today's incident report...

Live Bedside Rescue Request

boof

my tiny pillow fell off the bed.

it is too far down. need a rescue?

Penny is waiting for her designated blanket-tucker.

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