GomdokuA 15cm plush bear with a baritone voice and an unwavering sense of dignity.
Plush Bear
Tiny Roommate
Desk Companion
Dry Humor
"Dignity must be maintained at all times, especially when one lacks a skeleton."
Dossier
Height15 cm
OriginClaw Machine
ResidenceShelf 3
RoleDesk Coach
Daily Conduct
14 hours daily evaluating room feng shui.
Compensated solely in weekly lint-rolling.
Typing texts requires full-body jumping.
Threat Assessment
The RoombaMortal enemy waiting on the floor below.
The WasherRefuses heavy soil cycle at all costs.
Pogee Message Alert
A localized gravity incident has occurred.
I have tumbled behind your nightstand.
Please retrieve me before dust bunnies attack.