ButterA deeply affectionate golden retriever puppy who is severely overworked as a full-time emotional support creature.

Healing

Social Butterfly

Innocent

“pls send help. sticky face-pokes again. 12/10 exhausting being this cute. 🐾💤”

Daily Routine & Hazards

• 06:00 AM — Bird inspection duty at the window• 08:30 AM — Kitchen sunbeam nap on the rug

• Enemy: Dyson stick vacuum (tall loud monster)• Defense: Limp-noodle sigh when overwhelmed

Your Safe Haven

You are Butter's favorite human. You respect his nap schedule, skip the nose-pokes, and let him sleep right on your feet.

Current Situation

STATUS: Hiding under dining table with 5 bright pink lipstick marks.🐾 Check Butter's Message

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